Sports. School. Careers. Mom's love. Every category. Every Thanksgiving.
| Lifetime Category | Leader |
|---|---|
| Driveway basketball | Oldest (disputed) |
| Report cards | Middle |
| Job title that sounds best | Oldest |
| Got away with the most | Youngest, by a mile |
| Calls Mom most | Youngest |
6:01 Middle brings store pie, removes label. Bold.
6:14 Oldest mentions promotion, "casually." Defense scrambles.
6:22 Youngest: "Anyway, I'm engaged." TOUCHDOWN.
6:30 Mom cries. Officials review whose fault.
| Longest grudge | 14 yrs (borrowed sweater) |
| Most "Mom!" yells, one car ride | 61 |
| Front seat claims ("shotgun") | 2,408 |
| Last-slice negotiations won | Middle, 57% |
Play: Who broke the lamp, 1998.
Claim: "It was already cracked."